National Post http://www.nationalpost.ca/ Arts and Life section, Music, Page AL3 May 5, 2003 By Aaron Wherry They say they want an avrilution: Semi-serious site posits Lavigne as anti-authoritarian figurehead Avril Lavigne, the as-much-celebrated-as-maligned bratty princess of Canadian pop, has been airing her political chops of late. Apparently, amid all the "uh-huhs," "mehs" and other such feral grunts, she has a few opinions that she'd like to impart. "I don't believe war is a way to solve problems. I think it's wrong," she said recently. "I don't have respect for the people that made the decisions to go on with war. I don't have that much respect for [U.S. President George] Bush. He's about war, I'm not about war -- a lot of people aren't about war." Not exactly the impassioned rhetoric of a Che Guevara, but a marked improvement over her usual pronouncements. And, while words often fail Miss Lavigne (or vice versa), her attitude, music and image of individuality are seemingly inspiring a humble but growing number of self-styled "revolutionaries" all the same -- dedicated to toppling the music industry in the name of their underage hero. "Today, as then, but more urgently and more broadly than then, the task of preserving and enlarging freedom and safeguarding it from the forces of tyranny is great, enough to challenge all our resolve and to require all our strength," say these "Avrilutionares" in their Web site's rambling call to action at www.avrilution.com. "From this moment, united and determined, we will go forward together, dedicated to the ultimate and undeniable right to cultural self-determination through the free selection and consumption of artistic expression ... Our task would be impossible, if not for the inspiration and guidance of Avril Lavigne and the Avrilution (Trademark)." It would all be entirely hilarious if it weren't apparently legitimate (similarly, it would all be rather ridiculous if it weren't just slightly tongue-in-cheek). The "Avrilution" is apparently being led by 24-year-old IT consultant Mike Schaffer and two co-conspirators known only by pseudonyms (their identities are concealed, they say, because of their involvement in the music industry). Basically, they're committed to fighting the music industry's drive for profits over individuality and art. Or, as they put it: "We shall not permit the music industry to continue unopposed on its course towards a stagnant wasteland of homogeny and commercialism." The foot soldiers will be the kids -- the young girls and boys who follow Lavigne as if she were some kind of disaffected messiah -- and our masterminds contend the high school dropout is the perfect symbol for their campaign against musical hegemony, homogeny and the like. "A couple years ago she was a nobody, and now here she is. She's as much a product of pop culture as any of us, but she's also managed to cling to her independence and takes pride in her individuality," one of the organizers says on the site. She also offers a handy way to hook unsuspecting kiddies searching the Web for the latest Avril news. "The average Avril fan is far more interested in seeing the latest Avril photographs than reading a political essay. We try to give them what they want and sneak in a subversive edge to get them thinking," Schaffer said in an e-mail interview. "Most kids are pretty smart, most of them already have some idea that the music industry is unfair, that MTV is exploitive, but maybe they don't know how to articulate it, or they aren't sure exactly how the pieces fit." Of course, she isn't merely a handy brand name. Where the average adult might only see the latest pre-packaged teen idol, Schaffer & Co. see a revolutionary. Really. "Avril Lavigne is popular because she's an anti-authoritarian, socialist-pin-wearing rebel. We hope that others who identify with her, as we do, will join us in taking that attitude to the next level and revolt against corporate cultural co-option," Schaffer said. Not that the Avrilution only accepts socialists. neo-cons, communists, free market republicans and even Baathists are, seemingly, welcome to sign up for the cause. "The Avrilution covers a broad range of political and ideological issues. Different elements appeal to people across the political spectrum, including people who have yet to develop their belief system," Schaffer said. "One of the commonalities that they share is a belief in cultural anarchy. The idea that no government or corporation or person has the authority to dictate the nature of artistic expression to the rest of society transcends politics." Past that, it would help, Schaffer says, if they liked Tom Petty's latest album (The Last DJ -- more or less a concept album about the evils of the recording industry) and old stuff from The Dead Kennedys. And no war. The Avrilution fully supports Avril's stance on international conflict. "It doesn't take a great philosopher to realize that killing is bad. War is bad. It doesn't surprise us at all that Avril would take a stand; she's clearly a very thoughtful and strong-minded individual with a great conscience, who's not afraid to speak her mind," Schaffer said. And while neither Lavigne nor her management have commented on the burgeoning revolution taken up in her name, the group has plans to turn their online playfulness into a legally recognized, non-profit organization that will provide educational material to the kids. "We are currently working on forming a non-profit organization to provide media awareness and education workshops for high schoolers," Schaffer said. "That organization of course will require more professional literature, but it shouldn't affect the Avrilution's cheeky attitude." Cultural anarchy, no war, Tom Petty, and an 18-year-old girl -- great cultural upheaval has surely been initiated by less.